The rattlechain site is now starting to look like a film set given the amount of machinery and the erection of a giant pipe even bigger than the Guns of Navarone. One has to wonder what will appear next. Nothing would surprise me any more
Scenario 1 “Smokescreen”
The setting for the next James Bond. Terrorists plan to steal the P4 from the lagoon and inject it into the water supply. Can our hero save the day?
Licensed to spill
Scenario 2 “Battle for Rattlechain Ragoon”
With North Korea having invaded Britain, Premier Kim Jong -Un reveals himself to be a keen twitcher. He has single handedly saved the red backed shrike, which is now officially off The People’s republic of Britain red list. A grand parade has been organised in Oldbury to welcome his highness to the West Midlands, where he plans to unveil his regional residence at the converted Sandwell Council House. Little known to Kim, a resistance army led by the works management of Rhodia have dug tunnels in the embankments of Rattlechain lagoon utilising the former mine shafts. Equipped with a supply of AW bombs can they liberate the B69 area of this RED DAWN?
“Is that a rittle ringed prover?”
SCENARIO 3 “Return to the forbidden zone”
After the nuclear holocaust, birds have become the sentient beings on the planet. A human space traveller finds a woman and a stray Tipton Hos from what remains of the Cracker and enters an area with razor wire, fencing and hazardous waste signs scattered about. But what’s that sticking out of the causeway path? Is this parrallel world Old New York?
“God damn you all to Hell!”