Once upon a time….. a chemical crusading knight awaited his destiny. Tales of a far off land with a terrible pestilence were told by the few migrating birds that had returned to tell the tale. A wasteland guarded by a viscious giant, and a leviathan lurking beneath the water. The knight set out on his trusty horse on a quest to find the insidious malice, guided by the light of “a star” that eminated from the source ; it became his purpose….. (load song below and return following the words down)
The impossible dream
The knight sets out uponhis ride,
to find out why the birds have died
To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
to run where
the brave dare not go
the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
And to love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
o’er hills and mountains they journey far,
following the light of the guiding star
No matter how far
And To fight for the right
Without question or pause
the tired horse bites the dust,
the warrior’s steps continue just
To be willing to march, into hell
For that heavenly cause
A sword that’s got a P4 rim,
the giant does not like it up him!
And I know
If I’ll only be true
To this glorious quest
To this glorious quest
“It’s tipped with a “small amount” of p4. Don’t worry, “IT’S ALRIGHT AS LONG AS YOU DON’T SWALLOW IT.” “
That my heart
Will lie peaceful and calm
Will lie peaceful and calm
A little fellow by the mere,
gives the knight some shrinking beer.
When I’m laid to my rest
what trepidation will await,
when he goes underneath the gate?
And the world will be
better for this
better for this
our hero sees the avian killer, the multi-headed quakerzilla.
That one man, scorned
and covered with scars,
Still strove with his last
Quakerzilla!
ounce of courage
the battle rages on and on,
the axe falls true-and one head gone
To reach the unreachable,
the beast takes flight into the air,
his followers still protect the lair
the unreachable,
The unreachable star
just then………..
If you bury it they will come.
A swan drops down a lucky feather,
the knight has got a plan that’s clever
“Smile you son of a bitch.”
the arrow finds its deadly mark
putting out quakerzilla’s spark
I’ll always dream
The impossible dream
The knight steps forth to fulfil vows,
a rattlechain cage upto the clouds.
And Yes, and I will reach
The unreachable star
There he finds the false old man
the alchemist Hennig Brand.
“Now where did I put that wind up torch?”
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER……………..?
Produced, written and directed by swanman.
NB. No animals were harmed during the making of this blog post, except quakerzilla. (UNLIKE THE MANY POISONED BY ALBRIGHT AND WILSON AND RHODIA’S TOXIC WHITE PHOSPHORUS AT RATTLECHAIN LAGOON.)
