“Dear WLBRL,
‘Listen very carefully I vill say this only vernce.’ Boarded ferry from Portsmouth to Ouistreham Caen.
my heart will go swan
Got a bit sea sick. Had heard that there are a few dodgy bed and breakfast type places in the Brittany area so avoided the area. Don’t think much of the food in general though- too much garlic and onions- smells like Rattlechain lagoon on a bad day. Phoebe has been stuffing the Camembert however.
Boarded one of Monsieur Clamadieu’s TGV’s to Paris. Swan had a bath in some old fountain or other.
Had a look at The Eiffel Tower. Erected by Gustave Eiffel in 1889 for the occasion of The World Trade Fair apparently. Just a glorified pylon without wires if you ask me- saw enough of those over Sheepwash.
Next its the big long haul flight to Alaska. We’re going to look at Eagle River and how to properly remediate a white phosphorus contaminated waterbody- without burying it. Might go to Brussels on the return leg.
May all your stools be non smoking.
W.Y.W.H.A.N.B.T.”M”.
Regards The seventies guy and the swan.
kiss me quick