“The Oldbury smell”– a cat pong bomb,
The Langley liquor with an odour of Tom,
It withered the bush of Councillor Gunn,
Kept people awake, released by the tonne
It drifted in plumes, turned chocolate white
Then disappeared to people’s delight.
But back it came with a fearsome roar,
The Felix bouquet from every pore
Oh Pussy most foul go away, be gone
With Albright and Wilson- Arthur and John.