Over the last couple of days Goldmember has been the focus of activities. Initially the long snaking pipework stretching around the lagoon was connected up to his depository. Slurping up water, the cad slowly perused the subsidiary lagoon- perhaps trying to get the water levels down from the flooded causeway path- a licence breach.
Godmember’s nozzle
Today however all hell broke loose. First to go, the causeway path pipe upto the canal, which uptil this morning still continued to dribble out into the cut.
Napoleon and bonaparte returned to action to spectaculary breach the causeway path, and in the process a condition of the licence. A Barnes/Wallis bomb delivered from a Lancaster couldn’t have done it better.
It appears the purpose of the exercise was to allow goldmember and his member back onto the main lagoon, so a crane wasn’t needed to lift him over. Also in action were Gullit and newcomer minimember.
Gullit
Minimember
After getting their man through, Napoleon and bonaparte quickly worked to rebuild the path, as though nothing had happened- but it had. Toxic crap stirred up, waste from both lagoons mixed.
Milky crap
More crap in the “clean side lagoon”
Let’s hope no-one notcied
Then Goldmember issued projectile vomit that even Linda Blair couldn’t manage. A black ghastly excrement followed by a dicharge of water. Pity the poor birds that have to swim in this- and drink it.
I rang the EA for the crack to report the breach, given that a senior manager had previously put in writing that I could report such observations to the incident hotline- 0800 80 70 60. I’m used to getting a fanny excuse or answer to my enquires about this site, but it will be interesting to see how this one pans out now they are subject to public scrutiny.
NOTE CONDITION 10 OF THE LICENCE.
And the Toffs at Trinity Street shouldn’t have any excuses either with the eye of Sauron surveying their Rattlechain tower.
Watching me watching you