Last of the Summer slime

BLACKBERRY PICKING BY SEAMUS HEANEY

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Late August, given heavy rain and sun
For a full week, the blackberries would ripen.
At first, just one, a glossy purple clot
Among others, red, green, hard as a knot.
You ate that first one and its flesh was sweet
Like thickened wine: summer’s blood was in it
Leaving stains upon the tongue and lust for
Picking. Then red ones inked up and that hunger
Sent us out with milk cans, pea tins, jam-pots
Where briars scratched and wet grass bleached our boots.
Round hayfields, cornfields and potato-drills
We trekked and picked until the cans were full
Until the tinkling bottom had been covered
With green ones, and on top big dark blobs burned
Like a plate of eyes. Our hands were peppered
With thorn pricks, our palms sticky as Bluebeard’s.

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We hoarded the fresh berries in the byre.
But when the bath was filled we found a fur,
A rat-grey fungus, glutting on our cache.
The juice was stinking too. Once off the bush
The fruit fermented, the sweet flesh would turn sour.
I always felt like crying. It wasn’t fair
That all the lovely canfuls smelt of rot.
Each year I hoped they’d keep, knew they would not.

 

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I wonder if the metaphor is lost on Rhodia/Solvay?

“Great satisfying chunks of Cheddar cheese….”

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Lagoon- the return

BY ARTHUR ALBRIGHT’S GHOST WRITER….

 Arthur’s premonition dream -as told to me by a little bird.

 

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“No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that Albright and Wilson’s affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope
studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered
the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds
immeasurably superior to ours regarded OUR PIT with envious eyes, and slowly and
surely, they drew their plans against us…..

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At midnight on the 9th of September, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Klaars
and sped towards Earth. Across two hundred million miles of void, invisibly hurtling
towards us, came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to the Barnett pit.
As I watched, there was another jet of gas. It was another missile, starting on its way.

And that’s how it was for the next ten nights. A flare, spurting out from Klaars – bright
green, drawing a green mist behind it – a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight, and a rotten smell of fish.  Whitford, the astrologer, assured me we were in no danger. He was convinced there could be no living thing on that remote, forbidding planet.

“The chances of anything coming from Klaars are a million to one,” he said.

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“The chances of anything coming from Klaars are a million to one – but still they
come!”

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From the Dudley Port railway station came the sound of shunting trains, ringing and rumbling, softened almost into melody by the distance. It all seemed so safe and tranquil….

 Next morning, a strangely dressed crowd gathered on the Canal, hypnotized by the unscrewing of the cylinder. Two feet of shining screw projected when, suddenly, the lid fell off!

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Two luminous disc-like eyes appeared above the rim. A huge, rounded bulk, larger than
a bear, rose up slowly, glistening like wet leather. Its lipless mouth quivered and slavered
– and snake-like tentacles writhed as the clumsy body heaved and pulsated.

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A few young men crept closer to the pit. A tall funnel rose, then an invisible ray of heat
leapt from man to man and there was a bright glare, as each was instantly turned to fire.
Every tree and bush became a mass of flames at the touch of this savage, unearthly
Heat Ray.

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 People clawed their way off the Canal, and I ran too. I felt I was being toyed with,
that when I was on the very verge of safety, this mysterious death would leap after me
and strike me down. At last I reached Edgbaston and in the dim coolness of my home I wrote an account for my paper- The Daily Quake before I sank into a restless, haunted sleep.

Around me, the daily routine of life – working, eating, sleeping – was continuing serenely
as it had for countless years- all making lots of money for me and the Friends.

On Barnett’s Brickworks, the Klaartians continued hammering and stirring,
sleepless, indefatigable, at work upon the machines they were making.

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Now and again a light, like the beam of a warship’s searchlight, swept the Canal – and the Heat Ray was ready to follow.

 In the afternoon, a company of soldiers came through and deployed along the edge of the Causeway, to form a cordon.

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That evening, there was a violent crash and I realized with horror that my home was
now within range of the Klaartian’s Heat Ray. At dawn, a falling star with a trail of green
mist landed with a flash like summer lightning.

This was the second cylinder.

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Abruptly, the sound ceased. Suddenly, the desolation, the solitude, became unendurable. While that voice sounded, Langley had still seemed alive. Now suddenly, there was a change, the passing of something – and all that remained was this gaunt quiet.

I looked up and saw a third machine It was erect and motionless, like the others
An insane resolve possessed me I would give my life to the Klaartians, here and now

I marched recklessly towards the Titan and saw that a multitude of black birds was
circling and clustering about the hood. I began running along the Lane. I felt no fear, only
a wild, trembling exultation, like quaking in the fear of God, as I ran up the hill towards, the motionless monster. Out of the hood hung red shreds, at which the hungry birds now pecked and tore.

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I scrambled up to the crest of Barnett’s Brickworks, and the Klaartian’s camp was below me. A mighty space it was, and scattered about it, in their overturned machines, were the
Klaartians – dead… slain, after all man’s devices had failed, by the humblest things upon
the Earth, Bacteria. Minute, invisible, bacteria!

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Directly the Invaders arrived and drank and fed, our microscopic allies attacked them. From that moment – they were doomed!
The torment was ended. The people scattered over the country, desperate, leaderless, starved… the thousands who had fled by sea – including the one most dear to me, my dearest Rachael- all would return. The pulse of life, growing stronger and stronger, would beat again, and my phosphorus business would go from strength to strength.

As life returns to normal, the question of another attack from Klaars causes universal
concern. Is our planet safe, or is this time of peace merely a reprieve? It may be that,
across the immensity of space, they have learned their lessons and even now await their
opportunity. Perhaps the future belongs not to us – but to the Klaartians?

To be concluded………….

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Rattlechain lagoon story- for dummies-in French!

Whilst delving into the archives of my loft, I happened to chance on an old book. A remarkable artifact from childhood. Opening the book, I was struck by a number of the pictures and the strange messages that were being communicated via the pages.

And so whilst the two week work hiatus continues, I thought it may be apt to catch up on the story so far.

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Mad dogs and Dutchmen go out in the midday sun

The barmy hot weather usually brings out the dogs, but it’s a bit of a novelty at Rattlechain lagoon, though I was once told that one had “drowned” in the pool after gaining access to the site a few years ago. I wonder if there was a post mortem?

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Britain’s got talent?

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Now go and fetch this AW bomb

They shouldn’t have much trouble locating wildfowl bones to chew on at the lagoon. They might even get to dig holes as big as my mate Egor the body snatcher.

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Dig for Victory

It looks like The Heyrmans have got some time off over the next couple of weeks to enjoy the sun. It also seems that someone from the Solvaywatch team left their costume behind on Goldmember.

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The Klaar sandmixer has been upgraded- but what’s going on inside I wonder?

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I don’t know if I was seeing things last week at Rattlechain, but I’m sure I saw a Moorhouse!

 

WHERE?

THERE ON THE STAIR

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 WHERE ON THE STAIR?

RIGHT THERE.

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Expatiating on a variety of weighty matters or rehearsing lines?

 

And here’s a cheesey video that I found. Once you listen to it once, it just gets trapped in your head. Just try it as an experiment, it won’t poison your thoughts or give you nightmares on the way up to bed. Look out for a cameo appearance from Goldmember’s Grandfather Jean Klaar Vann pram.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA

 

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Solvaywatch

I don’t have much sympathy for the fools who keep drowning in lakes and rivers during the hot weather after going out swimming. After the event there is usually the outcry that it is somebody elses fault and call for drastic measures like infilling. Some of this led to many areas of canal being infilled in the decades gone by, because some stupid kids decided to take a dip in the sun- and the problems of contaminated groundwater- still there.

Certainly at the Sandwell Valley this week there have been all sorts of tatooed riff raff emerging from the waters, mostly jibber jabbering on in Eastern European dialects- Colin Firth or Ursula Andress they ain’t. Level 3 heatwave sounded for the West Midlands and instead of the borough’s premier nature conservation site for nesting birds we have a friggin Roma lido. Reminds one of the ruddy duck situation- but where are Natural England?

A few years ago in Sandwell there was an excuse in part, in that the council seemed obssessed with closing swimming baths- particularly in Tipton- the water surrounded area around Rattlechain. But I’m glad to say that the council have at least in this respect got their act together with the new leader Darren Cooper recognising that they are desperately needed. Next step councillor- tackling contaminated land in Sandwell- and I don’t mean burying it!

At the lagoon this week there have been some departures. The useless “aurora” (thunderbird 4) – I said it was a false dawn- has bit the dust.

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Thunderbird is go!

 

The seagulls are doing a good job of turning the black geotextile white.

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Get scrubbing Heyrmans, and don’t forget the helpful advice from the HPA human health study issued to local residents to “use soap and water” for clearing up bird droppings in case of white phosphorus content in the faeces.

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All that sand looks very tempting now for a summer dip, or a game of beach volleyball. I’m a bit concerned the Heyrmans might try a few lengths to test the depths. The PPE appears to have gone out the window, with shorts and T’ shirts.

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Hoe is het opknoping?

 

But when they have packed up their clogs and gone clip -clippity- clop back home and ERM have sailed off back to Bristol, who will take up the monitoring mantle of the site from day to day?  Will  Solvay “be there” in case of human or avian distress in the water?

They have certainly demonstrated (as Rhodia), that they have all the “rescue” equipment necessary for the job, as this picture below demonstrates when they retrieved a dead swan from the lagoon last year. Although they claim not to have seen it in distress which would have added to the evidence of white phosphorus poisoning. We don’t believe their story.

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With such a fine bevvy of babes and hunks, I have every confidence that if a youngster scaled the fence and went for a dip getting into difficulty and convulsions, the Trinity Street lifeguards would not panic but put into action their long rehearsed lines and spring forth with their red Proban trunks and boards a soaring down the Tipton Road to perform the heimlich maneuver and the kiss of life.

 

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Pulling birds

HOW DO THOSE DUTCH BLOKES PULL SO MANY BRITISH BIRDS?

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No not that lot I’m talking about Goldmember and Gullit.

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 Loads of seagulls- they must think the seaside has come to town with the arrival of all the sand- just need the deckchair now and the “kiss me quick” hat and some “old fart fudge”. They just can’t get enough of his giant pecker. And even a common tern stopped for a rest on his funnel.

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And this young gull seems fascinated with the geotextile.

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Christen it my lad!

In this week 20, Goldmember continues to pour out the sand over the Cappenslaag.

 

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And the Heyrman’s are wearing face visors again- seemed to be a lot of scrubbing going on here, and the smell of chemicals in the air.

 

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Sand continued to be poured and bits pulled out- obviously not as fine as they had hoped for.

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Another question was answered for me this week with the conspicuous arrival of a fuel tanker- How are they powering the watercraft?

Gullit appeared to have a top up, but more questions- how is bringing a fuel tanker on site consistent with the licence and hazardous substance consent come to that?

And smoking a pipe on such a site, in fact smoking on such a site at all not really a clever idea is it?

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“Oh no it isn’t!”

 I did have a laugh at the desperation of Rhodia/Environmental Resources Management in tonights Excess and Klaar to flog their Cappenslaag. A papier maché of the local rag would have worked out much cheaper in covering the wretched contaminated hole- good recycling too!

At What Lies Beneath Rattlechain lagoon, we attempt to tell the real truth (based on the science, not the bought kind), and the whole story behind the wildfowl deaths at Rattlechain lagoon and their confirmed exposure and poisoning by WHITE PHOSPHORUS dumped there by the chemical industry and their many apologists.  “Belief” is a concept, certainty is an art.

Until the sun sets and the course of history proves us wrong about how this cover up “clean up” ends, we will continue to leave “the pantomime shows” to Rhodia and ERM and the fairy story telling to The Wolverhampton Express and Star.

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Dusty bins- Operation Desert Storm 2

Let’s take a little journey. It’ll only take a while.

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How exhausting that was.

This week has seen the convoy of trucks dispensing sand at the lagoon reaching epidemic proportions. Sometimes 3 at a time starting before 7.30 am. There haven’t been this many open backed trucks since the 40’s to destroy AW bombs! The dust is terrible and unacceptable and actually breaches the licence/permit

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Site roads shall, when necessary , be sprayed with water to supress dust (Use of water may need Water authority approval.”

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I can only advise local residents that this constitutes “a statutory nuisance” and they have every right to complain to Sandwell Council’s Environmental Health Department. So much for the frizbee monitors or whatever they are calling them- the camera doesn’t lie.

So what is the point of all this sand?

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Dumped

 

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Minced

 

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Pumped

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Ejaculated by Goldmember

He’s been at it all week like Onan.

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Spilling the seed

Mixed with water the refined sand is being spat out at a rapid rate. And so the Rattlechain lagoon cover up story continues.

My binoculars are certainly getting dusty, but the views are still pretty clear.

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…and still they come….

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Quick update on the fire

H1390014It is clear that although the fire operation may be drawing to a close, the environmental one will continue for many days.

Yesterday the Environment Agency were out in force along the Old mainline canal near Brasshouse Lane. Water was being tested and pumping activity was clear to see. It looked a worrying situation regarding oxygen levels in the water and fish, although no bird life appears to be affected currently. Part of the problem is the policy of “dilute and disperse” as opposed to “control and contain.”

There have ben some disastrous fish kills along the BCN network in recent years, caused by fires or chemical pollution.

In 2011 several miles of canal around Wolverhampton were allowed to be polluted before common sense took hold and the canal was blocked off. I think the British Waterways policy at the time was that they did not want to upset boaters- this being one of their main revenue streams. Prior to this, the stench mongers of Greets Green known as Robinson Brothers (member of the Chemical industries association), were fined a record amount- over £400,000 for polluting the Walsall canal for several miles with thousands of fish wiped out. Once agian this situation could have been controlled if it had been contained by blocking off the canal.

I hope they do not hestitate to block off this canal to prevent any fall in oxygen levels continuing, especially given the upturn in the hot weather.

The roads are now open around the area affected, and my opinion on this matter has not changed with regard to the cause. Waste left on the ground, not what came out of the sky. Passing this site regularly, a fag end or firework over the privet hedge could have resulted in the same consequence. But blame it on the Chinese seems an easier distraction for the business community.

We hope that the EA do review their policies on the amount of waste alllowed to be stored on these type of site, and that the issue does not become one of smokescreen to protect the recycling industry, rather than the environment.

 

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The great green recycling con job

 

It seems that there is never a week goes by without some recycling centre fire. In the West Midlands area, we seem to have a locust infestation of these wretched places, all part of the great green recycling con job.”The black country” it seems is not so called because of its industrial past but because of its continuing present for fires of this ilk. That is because it is the toilet of the nation’s industry.

Todays was in West Bromwich on the Smethwick border, allegedly caused by “a single chinese lantern.” But hang on a minute, let’s not look at what came out of the sky and divert attention away from the site itself and what was being stored on the ground, its management risk assessment failures and those of the authorities before we look at what was the ignition source. Thousands of tonnes of plastic, cans and paper stored in bales in the open air.

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View from the democratic republic of Tipton

And you could even see it from Rattlechain lagoon of all places!

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A cursory look at Sandwell Council’s planning website reveals that this centre was only granted a change of use sui generis this year. Certainly it is of its own kind and let’s hope that it will not be back in use anytime in the future. We also hope that no wildlife were affected though this is as “optimistic” a hope as the Environment Agencies that it would not affect fish in the canal.

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Water was being pumped from the Birmingham canal this afternoon to continue to doubt the fire. We will be monitoring the areas waterways in the coming days for any potential effects from the aftermath.

This is a result of bad planning. It is a result of poor advice from The Environment agency, the council’s environmental health department, and West Midlands fire service itself. Its frontline firefighters today are heroes; its policy and planning commentators are berks. As we have stated on this website, the planning system is rotten to the core about  these type of site, yet they get railroaded through because of the phoney green agenda that politicians and their business led chummies orgasm over. It’s all about “sustainability”- er no it’s actually about producing toxic materials in ever greater bulk because they do not want to regulate them.

“Diverting waste from landfill” is the standard bollocks they trot out to justify these places, totally uncaring that they don’t bother regulating said landfills with any concern today- ie Rattlechain lagoon.

In truth we need to reduce the consumption of, with a view to ceasing  the manufacture of plastic. “Whoah hold on a minute!” cry the fat parliamentary pigs and the porkers at the CBI, “you can’t do that it will cost jobs, it will ruin the econonmy!”- no plastic- no fires.

“we’d go back to living in the dark ages.” cry the tax dodging businessmen in their off shore safe havens, ignoring that man actually did exist before the later part of the 20th century and could go on so.

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The National media were in the air, maybe they should fan the flames of questioning to Mr Nicholas Bubalo Esquire of SMBC.

Read the following from Sandwell council’s website with regard to this site application.

council report

http://planapps.sandwell.gov.uk/WAM/doc/Report-655627.pdf?extension=.pdf&id=655627&appid=&location=VOLUME1&contentType=application/pdf&pageCount=3

decision notice

http://planapps.sandwell.gov.uk/WAM/doc/Decision-655595.pdf?extension=.pdf&id=655595&appid=&location=VOLUME1&contentType=application/pdf&pageCount=11

environmental statement

http://planapps.sandwell.gov.uk/WAM/doc/Other-627652.pdf?extension=.pdf&id=627652&location=VOLUME1&contentType=application/pdf&pageCount=1

Last week we had bales of waste in Tipton go up in smoke, a fire at Kidderminster last week also. And yet these places keep springing up. And some like the one this charlaton in Oldbury got away with are “landforms” not landfills. £1 million to remove apparently on the taxpayer and the smell is horrendous! But where were the watchdogs regulating these conmen chumps?

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Find it in Sandwell

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.Find it in Nelson Street.

 At the “sanctity” of the lagoon today, Goldmember had a new mojo fitted.

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And Friday is “national innuendo day ” apparently, I’m sharpening my rather large pencil.

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