{"id":2309,"date":"2013-06-09T20:06:14","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T20:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=2309"},"modified":"2014-05-16T19:43:47","modified_gmt":"2014-05-16T19:43:47","slug":"goldmembers-waterworken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=2309","title":{"rendered":"Goldmember&#8217;s waterworken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank goodness the Heyrmans survived the sixth hour of the sixth day of the sixth month of the year thirteen. The only sacrifices were the trees as Napoleon and Bonaparte set about inserting them into the newy imported chipper.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160002.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2310\" alt=\"H1160002\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160002.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wee willie once again caried off the junk, and tipped them towards the Southern area of the site.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2311\" alt=\"H1160003\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160003.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160006.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2312\" alt=\"H1160006\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1160006.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Friday saw the import of Goldmember onto the smaller lagoon- did he\u00a0levitate over the causeway path or was it lowered again?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170003.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2313\" alt=\"H1170003\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170003.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2314\" style=\"width: 643px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1154171.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2314\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-2314\" alt=\"20130607_115417(1)\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1154171.jpg\" width=\"633\" height=\"419\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2314\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My what a big one<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_115417.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2315\" alt=\"20130607_115417\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_115417.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Up and down went the head as the sound of rattling in the vacuum like rear nozzle was audible around the rattlechain lagoon. Was it picking up old bricks with the weed?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1154172.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2317\" alt=\"20130607_115417(2)\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1154172.jpg\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170006.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2316\" alt=\"H1170006\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170006.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And on the larger lagoon after it had passed around the elaborate pipe network,\u00a0an ominous bubbling could be seen underneath the double bed.<\/p>\n<p>But it was only a matter of time before the strain began to tell on the poor overworked fellow. From his back vessel a spurt of water began to spew and the Heyrmans onboard looked temporarily perplexed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170013.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2318\" alt=\"H1170013\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170013.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Disappearing below deck there was much banging, and prodding and probably a little Dutch swearing until the leak appeared to be fixed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1632451.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2319\" alt=\"20130607_163245(1)\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/20130607_1632451.jpg\" width=\"613\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2320\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170004.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2320\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2320\" alt=\"H1170004\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/H1170004.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2320\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mini member to the rescue<\/p><\/div>\n<p>An exploration of Goldmember reveals a veiny mass of metal and hoses. If you ever wondered what the Terminator&#8217;s flexed &#8220;special part&#8221; looked like it would probably be something like Goldmembers. And though not yet taking human form he will no doubt be back in action tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank goodness the Heyrmans survived the sixth hour of the sixth day of the sixth month of the year thirteen. The only sacrifices were the trees as Napoleon and Bonaparte set about inserting them into the newy imported chipper. Wee &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=2309\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2309"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5557,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions\/5557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}