{"id":11688,"date":"2020-04-23T17:33:10","date_gmt":"2020-04-23T17:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=11688"},"modified":"2020-04-23T17:33:47","modified_gmt":"2020-04-23T17:33:47","slug":"how-to-mumify-yer-gran-using-white-phosphorus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=11688","title":{"rendered":"How to mummify yer Gran using white phosphorus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mrsB.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11702\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mrsB-300x243.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mrsB-300x243.png 300w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/mrsB.png 437w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There can be little doubt that many 19th Century &#8220;scientists&#8221; were an insane posse of cranks and wierdos who devised ever crazier ideas of attempting to preserve and even create life. One can see that Mary Shelley&#8217;s Frankenstein, was perhaps not as far fetched as some of the white coated nutters&#8217; efforts.<\/p>\n<p>This piece from the\u00a0<strong>Barmouth &amp; County Advertiser &#8211;\u00a0 21 January 1891\u00a0<\/strong>describes a method that had been tried to preserve the dead using <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Electrotyping\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Galvanoplasty<\/a>. It&#8217;s just the sort of thing that should have been tried on Blue Peter, or perhaps Blue willy Peter.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>Though Albright and Wilson would claim many uses for white phosphorus, I do not think that this was one they have ever previously taken credit for.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_11760\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11760\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-11760\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4-200x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4-768x1149.png 768w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4-684x1024.png 684w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Scan_20191029-4.png 1114w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11760\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Coming Mother<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Frenchmen Dr Variot had tried this by firstly coating the corpse with silver nitrate. This was then reduced by using a dissolved <strong>white phosphorus<\/strong> in carbon disulphide. The vapours given off by this are shown in the video below.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KXmvhmNaPAQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Then it&#8217;s copper bath time for the old girl using an electric bath. Variot had calculated that leaving around half a millimetre of copper coating and then further incineration of the corpse leaving some holes would allow for the escape of gases!<\/p>\n<p>A metallic moulded C3P0 statue capturing old Martha would be left behind. I don&#8217;t know why the idea never appears to have caught on.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/metal-corpse.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-11689\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/metal-corpse-182x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"824\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/metal-corpse-182x300.png 182w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/metal-corpse.png 355w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/horror-psycho-mrs-bates-lkS6ohqhyZfMc\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/lkS6ohqhyZfMc\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"Horror Mrs. Bates GIF - Find &amp; Share on GIPHY\" width=\"245\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There can be little doubt that many 19th Century &#8220;scientists&#8221; were an insane posse of cranks and wierdos who devised ever crazier ideas of attempting to preserve and even create life. 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