{"id":10274,"date":"2019-03-08T16:50:32","date_gmt":"2019-03-08T16:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=10274"},"modified":"2019-03-09T14:45:39","modified_gmt":"2019-03-09T14:45:39","slug":"ode-to-the-oldbury-smell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=10274","title":{"rendered":"Ode to The Oldbury Smell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10277\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/S1400002-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=8953\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;The Oldbury smell&#8221;<\/a>&#8211; a cat pong bomb,<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">The Langley liquor with an odour of Tom,<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=8890\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">It withered the bush of Councillor Gunn,<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=9043\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kept people awake<\/a>, released by the tonne<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">It drifted in plumes, <a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=9032\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">turned chocolate white<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=9602\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">Then disappeared to people\u2019s delight.<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=8905\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">But back it came with a fearsome roar,<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">The Felix bouquet from every pore<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">Oh Pussy most foul go away, be gone<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">With Albright and Wilson- Arthur and John.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10170\" src=\"http:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/S6570012.jpg 1739w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/31f678c7e1022282e8ff8838c89ff08d\/tumblr_mtsfvgZJYg1r6tj2go2_500.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &#8220;The Oldbury smell&#8221;&#8211; a cat pong bomb, The Langley liquor with an odour of Tom, It withered the bush of Councillor Gunn, Kept people awake, released by the tonne It drifted in plumes, turned chocolate white Then disappeared &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/?p=10274\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10274"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10279,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions\/10279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/whatliesbeneathrattlechainlagoon.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}